Before doing a girl doggy style put in a big chew of tobacco or snuff (your preference) when you are about to splooge, spit the tobacco juice at her ass, so that when she stands it runs down her asscrack.
I heard you gave Tina a sneak preview of the hillbilly magician last night
by Capt Kirk December 5, 2008
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