High-Five Rape

The unlawful compelling of a person through physical force or duress to give a high-five.

Elise: Katie, gimme five!
Katie: Dude, no way, I've already fulfilled your daily quota of high-fives.
Elise: (grabs Katie's hand and slaps it)
Katie: I feel so violated...
Kelley: And that, kids, is high-five rape.

by Ke'Elso December 17, 2008