|1.||High Tech High School|
Usually referred to as simply High Tech, it is a magnet high school in North Bergen, New Jersey, whose mascot is the contreversial and mysterious lasercat. You should only go there if you're interested in musical theater or science because every other course sucks. It recieves an inordinant amount of applicants and only accepts the ridiculously low percentage of around 10%. However, it is only difficult to get into if you are white because the school attempts to keep a racial gradient of about 50% hispanic, 30% indian, 15% asian, 10% black, and 5% white. Because of this, the only white kids that get in are usually smart while the rest of the students range from above average to mildly retarded.
As previously mentioned, the science courses and the musical theater department are spectacular. However, literally every other subject blows fat donkey dick and a good fourth of the students are smarter than most of their teachers.
High Tech used to be filled with pretty cool kids but is now full of annoying musical theater kids who burst into song at every opportunity and are open or closeted homosexuals, gameboy-hugging nerds who spend their free time studying, and overly-religious muslims who spout absurdly conservative views as if they are fact.
In every class, there will be a small handful of really cool kids (probably from Bayonne or Hoboken) but almost everyone else acts like a ten year old and probably hasn't stayed out past 10 PM once in their life.
Random kid: Dude, you go to High Tech High School? That sucks.
High Tech Kid: I know, man, I hate everyone. I'm having trouble getting to sleep because the showtunes, gameboy sounds, and religious zealotry won't get out of my head.
Random kid: You're from Hoboken though, why didn't you go to school in the city?
High Tech kid: Too expensive, bro. But fuck talking about High Tech, let's go smoke a dub.