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Hide a Hoe 

Seattle, Washington

Hide A Hoe

The type of man who's girl friends are un-attractive, so un-attractive in fact that they rarely, if ever, to showcase their defective product in public.

We're talking, waiting till the room mates fall asleep to sneak her in the back door ugly. What makes a person a hide a ho is their dedication to continuously hiding their cock pockets.
"We heard you sneakin that girl into room last night, captain Hide a Hoe."
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