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A semi-cooked hot dog which has fallen between the grates of a grill, thus becoming tainted and dirty, and in most proper social circles, being immediately deemed inedible.

(hick-uh-dohn-dick-uh-pan-am-blee-oh-shick-shtuh-vahn-wee-nerr)
I am glad I didn't eat that hiccadohndiccapanamblioschickschtavanweiner, for if I had, I might have then experienced a sensation similar to having several furry dead spiders placed on my tongue, but not before they themselves were glued to a capped off hunk of pork and other processed meats.
by The Sexy Caterpillar November 18, 2010