latin name: Hernchmidia (hern-chi-mi-di-a)

Hernchies is a highly contagious sexually transmitted disease that only affects males. Females who have sexual intercourse with infected males will be carriers of this STD and will pass it down to the next generation.

Symptoms include:
- Red eyes
- Fatigue
- Strong arousal
- chaffing and possibly a rash

If you suffer from any of these symptoms you should visit your health care provider immediately. There is currently no cure for this disease but there are suppressors available to help with the symptoms.

Long term effects include constant arousal but with little to no use of your male genitalia, uncontrollable urges to urinate and excess perspiration.

If left untreated, surgical removal of your genitalia is necessary.
Oh no, I think I just gave you the Hernchies!
by Dr.Jeugenaire May 5, 2011
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