Hermit Crab

a sexual position in which the mona wraps her legs around the man's hips like a tool belt. The man picks up the wonam and power boms her, tightening her up like a hermit crab.

I was so pent up and intense that I gave my lady a hermit crab last night.

by Anonymous March 19, 2003

Hermit Crabs

When you are raped by a hobo, or hermit, and develop crabs.

I was walking downtown, and got hermit crabs from a hobo.

by Timothy Shady April 22, 2011

the angry hermit crab

While fucking a girl on the beach, take your dick out and stick it in the sand. Then put your sandy dick back in her vagina, like a hermit crab going back into its shell.

I was fucking my girl on the beach so i just did the angry hermit crab on her.

by JoeVirus November 24, 2006

Hermit Crab

A sex position where the male and female get on there hands and feet like a crab and crab walk. then the male will have to dance to win over the female. when they mate the male will insert the penis into the female and have sex

"Yo, i Hermit Crabed my girl last night, and the dance worked!"

by Ray_Sullins April 17, 2017

feeding the hermit crab

a paticularly stinky chore, especially if you haven't cleaned the cage in a while.

dad:get to feeding the hermit crab!
Kid: eeewww is that crab poop? I didnt know crabs pooped....yuck!

by Lei Lei January 11, 2009

Hermit Crab Syndrome

A psychological impulse in which you start seeing another person before ending things with your current partner. Not cheating necessarily, the Hermit Crab Syndrome reflects the ways of the Hermit Crab, who starts moving into a new shell before leaving the old shell.

I have Hermit Crab Syndrome Guys!!! its a real thing where im always looking for something better without the risk of being alone.

by steakandshake November 5, 2011

hermit crab food

Food that's basically for hermit crabs.

I'm feeding the hermit crab some hermit crab food.

by Ritacca February 15, 2023