verb: To obsessively collect knowledge, sometimes at the expense of social interaction.
I'm headed to the library to Hermione Granger my homework.
by Asgard Striker December 08, 2011
The one who wears the pants in the Harry Potter trio.
Ron Weasley: "My wand broke"
Harry Potter: "My parents died"
Hermione Granger: "You are both pussies"
by Merriam EBster March 15, 2015
The strong, feminist lead in JK Rowling's Harry Potter series. Although sometimes seen as bookish, nagging or standoffish, she is also startlingly intelligent, instinctively brave and loyal and also the focus of much of the humour in Rowling’s later installments. The young Miss Granger does suffer for her intelligence, being labelled an “insufferable know-it-all” by her own teacher (evil Snape *hiss*)...

all credit to Wendy Boswell's ''Why We Like Hermione Granger: An Essay''
(Romilda Vane and Harry are staring at each other across the library)
Hermione Granger: (snaps her fingers) Hey! She's only interested in you because she thinks you're the Chosen One.
Harry Potter: But I am the Chosen One.
(Hermione smacks him on the head with the newspaper)
Harry Potter: Sorry... kidding!
by riotgirl678 November 30, 2009
The sexiest nerd ever.
Doria: "What would you do for a Klondike Bar?"
Me: "I'd french kiss Hermione Granger in front of Ron.
by Yad ecin a evah July 25, 2015
noun: a witch from the Harry Potter series and possibly the smartest character ever known to the HP universe. Has a thing for elves. Not athletic. Also technically a cougar cuz she married a guy who's a year younger.

verb: to ace an ungodly difficult test.
Friend: yo if I fuck up this calc midterm I'll fail the class.

Me: I'll help you but there's guarantee you'll pull a Hermione Granger on this shit
by BladeOwnsEdward August 18, 2010
The brightest bitch of her age. The friend of Ron and Harry who is not totally awesome and cannot draw
Harry: Hey guys, guys i got something that'll cheer us all up (singing) Hermione Granger can't draw, Hermione can't draw,
Everyone: Hermione cannot draw, she only reads books and she cannot draw, even if she's reading a how to draw book.
by matthewhpg March 27, 2011
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