give your sweatshirt to your gf and kiss her and cuddle her🤝💜

give your gf a sweatshirt kiss her and cuddle her on december 6th or the 5th

bf:i’m going to kiss you and give you this and cuddle you all day

gf:why
bf:doesn’t matter
give your sweatshirt to your gf and kiss her and cuddle her🤝💜

by yourmom112 December 5, 2019

She wanna talk about gaps in teeth when her dad and hers are more than just teeth.

Hahe bri u thought.

Friend: Roast me
She wanna talk about gaps in teeth when her dad and hers are more than just teeth.

by Ur dads milk January 27, 2022

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.

The first verse of the song "Smash Mouth" by "All Star"

"Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead."
Bob: "WHAT IS THIS?"
Sharyl: "GOD'S SINGING VOICE"
Bob: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" *eyes melt out of head*

by Frauggu March 2, 2017

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.

The first song of the verse "All Star" by "Shrek: The Movie"

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.
ORly bro

by Frauggu March 10, 2017

r lets her dog eat her out

r let her pum get eaten by a dog

r lets her dog eat her out
ew have you seen the picture of r dog eating her out poor dog

by imnt0real June 19, 2023

turn her around and make her brown

Stick it her butt and make a shit stick

Joey I turn her around and make her brown.

Dude that dirty

by Dick Thigh November 4, 2017

Stuffed her cabbage leaves into her compost heap

A lady with larger than usual bacon hangers attempting to tuck them back into her brown tunnel for neatness in order to fool an unaware mate

I was going down on this bird and discovered that she’d stuffed her cabbage leaves into her compost heap!! They fair slapped me around the face as she opened her legs

by Suckovmydavid December 31, 2022