A Hepton is a great creature of the homosexual territory. They are lovable, cuddly and very very nice. Everyone loves a Hepton.. Nobody can hate them.

They are found in highly populated areas and if you see one hug it.. twice. They have a good sense of humour and great dress sense. Its the gay-best-friend you always wanted!
Girl 1 : He's so cute, and gay!
Girl 2 : I know.. such a Hepton
Girl 3 : I love Heptons!
Guy 1 : Me too....
Guy 2 : I'm gay.
by Gaysruleok December 27, 2011
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When such person with the last name “Hepton” is sick for my multiple days out of the week. A sickness so uncontrollable that it cripples you to the point where you are put on disability.
“You coming into work tomorrow man?”
Not gonna happen guy, I got Heptonitis
by Heptonitis August 27, 2021
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