hemmed up

busted, hurtin', beat up, shitty

Yo girl was all hemmed up after I pistol whipped that ho!

Your girl sucked my cock for a dollar, but I ain't make her pay for it... that would have been hemmed up playa!

by Natrontheape March 25, 2004

hemmed up

1. a form of getting owned in other words see pwned.
2. WHen you ace in counter-strike

yall got hemmed up when u gloxorz you in teh face narb.

by George Bush April 5, 2005

hemmed up

- verb (origin 2010, UOIT)
The act of performing public versions chronological stupidity; the mix up of alphanumeric date abbreviations due to severe retardation; chronologically impaired; if your name is Hemal Patel

"Hello Jane, I will meet you for lunch on the 22rd....snap...I just HEMMED UP!"

or

Man A: "What time is it sir? I have an appointment at 26:84pm!"

MAN B: "What 26:84pm?? Are you hemmed up or something?

by uoit-saint March 24, 2010

hem it up

A command; variant of shut up in response to someone else's cut down or rude remark.

i.e., "I don't care if she's handicapped, her breath stank!"
Response: "That was busted out, hem it up!"

by Hem it up, beeches! July 3, 2006