(v.) His chest is hairy because he starting helming at such a young age.
Also, a 'Helm' can be a person that acts years younger than their actual age, often gaining satisfaction from pranking people.
2. Dammit! Someone soaped the falls again. It was probably Helm.
B) His helm smells of chedder
C) And I slapped her face with my helm, like so
"Alright helms?! How's it going"
"mmmm mr buntrock your unsheethed helm tastes great"
"What did you do last night?, I was at the helm"