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Supposubly a fiery pit of darkness and doom in the center of the earth run by a little red guy with horns and black hair and big eyes and a little tail with an authentic navajo indian arrowhead hot glued onto the end. his name is satan or the devil. he carries a little pitch fork kinda like the ones you get stabbed through a cherry in your smoothie. anyway, hell is a pit of miserable hell were you have to play an endless game of monopoly with hitler and osama bin ladin. satan is short and to the point...ha ha get it. Jill: Go To Hell!!!
Jack:kk, see ya Satan: Hello, welcome to hell, my name is satan, and ur in hell Jack: No Shit Dude! |
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A yellow bus carries me there every morning Monday through Friday. Oh, no, here comes that bright yellow bus to take us to Hell!!!!!!
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A place where you get poked with pitchforks by red men with horns and goatlegs and listen to the Village People sing for the rest of eternity. Satan: Welcome to Hell, sinner! *pokes victim*
*man screams* Out of nowhere: In the Navy...
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Jun 11, 2003
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A computer equipped with Windows 95 and missing the Ctrl+Alt+Delete keys. "NOOOO!!! THE BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH!! Ctrl Alt Delete!! Ctrl Alt Delete!! DAMN!! THE BUTTONS ARE GONE!!! NOOOOOO! 7|-|15 15 |\|07 L337!!!1"
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The thing you never mention at a funeral Priest. Er, yes she wasnt a christian i suppose, but she tried her best, i mean who believes in all that stuff anyway.
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A town in Norway. I got a greeting card from a friend. It said, "Greetings from Hell, wish you were here!"
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the place were all the lawyers and country music stars go were all going to hell and m driving the bus
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often Hell The abode of condemned souls and devils in some religions; the place of eternal punishment for the wicked after death, presided over by Satan.
A state of separation from God; exclusion from God's presence. The abode of the dead, identified with the Hebrew Sheol and the Greek Hades; the underworld. A situation or place of evil, misery, discord, or destruction: “War is hell” (William Tecumseh Sherman). Torment; anguish: went through hell on the job. The powers of darkness and evil. Informal. One that causes trouble, agony, or annoyance: The boss is hell when a job is poorly done. A sharp scolding: gave the student hell for cheating. Informal. Excitement, mischievousness, or high spirits: We did it for the sheer hell of it. A tailor's receptacle for discarded material. Printing. A hellbox. Informal. Used as an intensive: How the hell can I go? You did one hell of a job. Archaic. A gambling house. |
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