Pretending to be blind, stupid, deaf, unable to speak (mute) and sometimes even pretending to be a lesbian just to get out of school work, homework and other dumb stuff.
"I asked this chick at the bar for a fuck and she went all lesbian on me!"
"She pulled a Helen Keller on ya!"
"Mrs. Moore asked Jenna for her homework and then Jenna started pulling a Helen Keller!"
"What happened?"
"Jenna started making funny mongoloid noises, then threw herself out the classroom window and then got up with cuts to her face screaming she was blind!"
"She pulled a Helen Keller on ya!"
"Mrs. Moore asked Jenna for her homework and then Jenna started pulling a Helen Keller!"
"What happened?"
"Jenna started making funny mongoloid noises, then threw herself out the classroom window and then got up with cuts to her face screaming she was blind!"
by The Moody Poet January 7, 2007
chris boudion and joseph forasepi are gay and chris fucks him in the ass and pulls out and nuts in his ears and eyes making him like helen keller.
by richard n clay & Jacob & kyle April 1, 2007
Taking a shit in pitch black darkness because you've been at it so long that the motion sensor lights went off.
I was playing words with friends for so long on the john that I ended up taking a 20 minute Helen Keller Deuce.
by Overtheline89 November 14, 2014
Tim: This is my dog Odie, he became blind and deaf in 2018 but I still love and care for him.
Jeff: Damn your dog got the Helen Keller combo.
Tim: Please leave my property immediately.
Jeff: Damn your dog got the Helen Keller combo.
Tim: Please leave my property immediately.
by pissonsonic06 August 31, 2022
When one plays ignorant to a situation or accusation of their doing, the accused uses one or more of the following excuses:
1: I didn't say that
2: I didn't hear that
3: I didn't see that
1: I didn't say that
2: I didn't hear that
3: I didn't see that
"Man, that fucker burned me and didn't answer my calls, texts, or emails. He was using the Helen Keller Defense."
"Honey, the lights were off, I swear it was you!! I'm pleading the Helen Keller Defense."
"Honey, the lights were off, I swear it was you!! I'm pleading the Helen Keller Defense."
by Kyndbudz January 27, 2010
The act in which as you are about to cum, you skeet in the girls ears and eyes that way it makes her temporarily deaf and blind. Then you do whatever you want to her.
I gave this girl the helen keller and then i shit on her pillow and left, she had no clue what was going on because she cou8ldnt hear me or see me.
by 2nd period pandora class May 18, 2010
Your girlfriend is Helen Keller Ugly
by omguglyhelen March 29, 2010