Heimdal 

Heimdal is a synonym for weed or hash

Should we smoke Heimdal today?

Heimdal by swagflacko September 5, 2015

Heimdal 

Heimdal is a synonym for weed or hash

Should we smoke Heimdal today?

Heimdal by swagflacko September 3, 2015

Heimdal 

Heimdal was the true hero of infinity war. If he had not summoned the bifrost and sent the hulk crashing through the new york sanctum iron mans team wouldn’t have known that thanos was invading. I truly believe heimdal should have survived infinity war and become the hero everyone would look up to for the rest of the marvel cinematic universe.

Stupid idiot: who’s your favourite superhero?
Big Bad Man who could shank an idiot in half: Heimdal
Stupid idiot: ha ha I prefer the hulk
Big bad man who could shank an idiot in half: you are an idiot and I am going to shank you in half
* big bad man who could shank an idiot in half pulls out heimdals sword and shanks the stupid idiot in half*
Big bad man who could shank an idiot in half: ha ha ha

Heimdal by True Trapper June 4, 2018

Heimdal 

Heimdal is Very very very tall. He can be hard to understand he mumbles a lot he is the best big brother I could ask for. I hope he has an amazing long life

Heimdal’s assume

Heimdal by Bee best friend July 21, 2021

patrick heimdal 

Just a little sexy moddafacka :)

"Woooow is that an elf"?
"Nah nah it's just a patrick heimdal"

patrick heimdal by Peppes-pizza February 26, 2017

Heimdammit 

Based on Heimdell's big fuckup in not noticing the big fuck off space ship full of killer aliens, this phrase is used when you should have seen something coming or you were easily fooled.

"Heimdammit!"
"I should have known he wasn't going to pay me back, Heimdammit!"

Heimdammit by Condorpatchdundundun June 27, 2020