Hedge Trimmer

The electric razor you choose to use for shaving your pubic hair.

I woke up today with morning wood and jerked off in my bed. I got up to get ready for work and noticed that I was long overdue for a shave. Once I was done shaving, I realized I had used my Hedge Trimmer. My face felt like balls for the rest of the day..

Hedge Trimmer by Mono Penguin December 18, 2013

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Saudi Arabian Hedge Trimmer

The promiscuous act of packing your rectum full of sand and sitting on your partners face while they masturbate into a hijab

Last night was so wild, bro. This smokin' hot chud and I got freaky back at my place and he gave me a Saudi Arabian Hedge Trimmer

Saudi Arabian Hedge Trimmer by Saudi Labia March 5, 2026

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Georgia Hedgetrimmer

When your cousin shaves then consumes your freshly shaved pubes

I received a Georgia Hedgetrimmer at the family reunion

Georgia Hedgetrimmer by Pussyslayer4206666.9 February 16, 2018

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hedgetrimmer

To some people it's a weapon and not a tool.

Oh yea she's bad, she's gonna cut you with the hedgetrimmer if you get any closer to her backyard.

hedgetrimmer by The Original Agahnim December 18, 2021

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Hedgetrimmer

A weapon instead of a tool to some.

Oh yea she's bad, if you think Zeus is standoffish now, get closer to her bushes and see if you don't get sliced up by her hedgetrimmer. You will end up getting your arm amputated in an extrasurgical operation by her with no anesthetic if you get too close to her backyard.

Hedgetrimmer by The Original Agahnim December 18, 2021

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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