Hebrew 

1. Synonym of Jew
2. The first language spoken by the Jews/Hebrews

1. The Hebrews wrote the Tanakh. There are 5.8 million Hebrews living in the United States.
2. The Hebrews wrote the Tanakh in Hebrew and Aramaic. You can learn Hebrew on Duolingo.

Hebrew by Queen Buttrix August 4, 2021

Hebrewery 

n. a place or broad area with an unusually high population percentage of Hebrews, often centered around a temple or other Jewish iconography. Unlike a brewery, the Jews in a Hebrewery are never mixed with yeast for more than a three hour period.

"Does your local Hebrewery use one pound of hops like Sam Adams?"

Hebrewery by Star of David November 4, 2007

Hebrew slave 

To be overworked beyond the point of complete physical and mental exhaustion. Always for the benefit and/or gain of someone else with little to no concern for those completing the work.

Dan: “What’s been going on with you here lately? Haven’t seen you in I don’t even know how long.”
Mike: “Dude, I can’t even remember the last time I had a day off. Since the company was audited last month, the higher ups have been working us like Hebrew slaves to prepare the files and documents for the IRS.”

Hebrew slave by Snugglefucked83* February 1, 2022

Hebrew Canoe 

Very large four door car from the 1970's-1980's that has the ability to carry a massive pay-load of humans.

Dude did you see the size of that Hebrew Canoe rollin down the hwy.

Hebrew Canoe by majinxycat August 5, 2010

Hebrew class 

Hebrew class only has one word to describe it... HELL. I have had it every day for the past 4 years and don't understand a single word. Basically, if you have this class you're screwed. I hope that brings you comfort.

Hebrew speaking person:וואו היית נחוש להבין את זה
me: the fuck? ? This is America dumbass WE SPEAK ENGLISH

Hebrew speaking person: לעזאזל אית
me: DID YOU NOT JUST HEAR ME I NO HABLA HEBREW.

Basically Hebrew class means hell

Hebrew class by tenkai22345 October 27, 2020

Hebrew Hammer 

A Orthadox Jew Version Of Shaft. Like Undercover Brother But Jewish.

"Hammer, your the baddest Jew this side of Telavive!"

Hebrew Hammer by Jew Power December 5, 2003

Hebrew 

One of, if not, THE oldest living languages which is written and read from RIGHT to LEFT. This language is mostly used by people who live in Israel or jews. It is what the Torah is written in. In the avrage modern jewish family the Hebrew isn't proper but with a lot of grammer mistakes. Though people know this it does not disturb them and they use it everywhere.

The avarge Hebrew conversation (or what it sounds like):
"Hey! Ma neeshma?"
"Hakol sababa Etzlee. Ech etzlecha?"
"Beseder."

Translation:
"Hey! What's up?"
"Everything's ok. What about you?"
"It's fine"

Hebrew by ðèò July 19, 2007