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The future of music is all shit.Kids today are all either goth/metal or emo.That's what they are all into.And they are going to be making the music of the future? Somebody needs to beat the emo out of these goth kids.
by goth kids are fags September 11, 2005
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an overrated type of music whos fans think that the technicality of the music is all that matters and automatically makes the music better than some less technical music
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these metalheads also badmouth power chords but don't realise that metal wouldn't even exist if it weren't for power chords
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metalhead: "Nirvana and Green Day and Offspring suck because they only use power chords and anybody can do that"
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me: "Yeah erm , you do realise that the first metal band Black Sabbath was all power chords , right?
I suppose then that Korn and Slipknot are better than Black Sabbath then,huh? And I suppose a retarded monkey on crack could have written Zep's A Whole Lotta Love too, right?"
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punk walks away...
heavy metal fans are sometimes funny with how pigheaded they can be
by meh September 08, 2006
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A gay goth sub-genre of rock characterized by bad vocals.
Oh and did I mention the retarded lyrics?
Heavy Metal sucks men's ass cheese.
It is for felchers!
by a ha ha ha November 03, 2005
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the most fast paced, adreniline exploding, agressive form of rock (or any other music) theres ever been. SLAYER holds the title for greatest gevay metal band ever and always will ecause SLAYER KICKS ASS
tommy twonuts: dude got any heavy metal...
Bil: I got slayer
Tommy:ROCK ON!!!!!!!
by FLINGY June 25, 2003
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It's shit.
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It's barely better than rap and emo.
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It's for GOTH fucktards with no taste in music.It's just an excuse to play Halloween dressup 365 days a year and scream and yell stupid bullshit lyrics which have abosultely no point to them and if they did you'd never know it anyways because you can't understand them anyways as they are either screamed in a shrill voice or grunted like a constipated,demon-possessed cookie monster!Doesn't matter anyways though because the lyrics are fucktarded to the core.Just some shit about evil darkness satanism and paganism and maybe some bestiality or necrophelia action.It's the gayest form of music ever invented.It is so gay,lol.
Heavy Metal is the most pointless shit aside from rap and emo that's ever been conceived of.It's for D&D nerds and neo-pagans/satanists and homos in general.Oh my goth it'sth tho goth!
by precious emo faggots September 18, 2005
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heavy metal is stupid

it only focuses on certain aspects of music and therefore is no better than rap
heavy metal is a really fucking dumb subgenre that shouldn't have made it out of the 70's where it wasn't even considered or taken seriously at all when there was so much awesome "real" music around
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if mtv hadn't come along metal wouldn't have had enough exposure to hang around and become popular
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either that or they would have had to work alot harder and maybe then the genre wouldn't have turned out to be so shitty and sucky and the utter fucking joke that it is
by .........i fart on you all September 07, 2006
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One of the Greatest forms of Rock Music, and has many subgenres, most are respectable, but some flat out suck. Traditional Heavy metal (Judas Priest, Mötorhead, Iron Maiden, Deep Purple, Led Zeppelin, Black Sabbath) is by far the most superior of all the metal styles. It encompasses pretty much everything, the best riffs, best vocals, and best subjects, Fantasy Tales, Rock N' Roll, and Girls, (Who doesn't like Girls!). Trad Heavy Metal, usually goes for an exciting, or feel-good style of song, which, coupled with its heavy distortion and anthemic choruses made it one of the best and most influential subgenres of Rock. While Trad Heavy Metal was by far the best, In a close second was 80's metal (both glam and thrash). Trad Metal had a sort of feel of both darkness (Iron Maiden, Black Sabbath) and fun (Deep Purple, Judas Priest). In the 80's metal began to divide. Thrash took the darker side of metal added the speed of hard core punk and combined, and the result was Thrash Metal. Metallica, Megadeth, and Anthrax, did this the best. Slayer on the other hand were Nazi, white supremacist assholes, who were more death metal, and jerks overall. Thrash was great (discounting Slayer), but Hair Metal was of equal merit. It took the fun side of Metal and made it… more fun. Glam, as it was called was heavy, but not like thrash, it heavy in a more anthemic way, Mötley Crüe, did this the best. Equally as good, if not more accesible. The 70's and 80's were the golden age of metal, the 90's things started to suck. With Exceptions of Pantera and Faith No More, the 90's was the era of grunge (which sukced) and Sucky Metal. First of all Nü metal ruined metal completely. Korn sucked big dick. They were terrible with their lameass antics and sucky songs. Limp Bizkit, equally as sucky so lameass. Rage Against the Machine was real good though. Now, we come to the most sucky sucky sucky sukcy sucky sucky sucky scucky sucky SUCKY metal band of all time. Slipknot. They should go die. Honestly, the metal world would be a lot better. First of all, Their guitars are so downtuned that it doesn't matter what note they hit. The Vocals are sucky, Corey Taylor ruined metal, along with the rest of his suckyass band. Their just the same sort of phrases shouted over and over again (Fuck You, Go Die etc.). Their is no melody, the solos suck, and their is pretty much no talent. Slipknot should die. Anyway so from now one we can only leave our trust in bands such as Wolfmother, Priestess, and The Darkness to champion Metal. Nü metal sucks, Trad Metal will always kick their lamass asses out hte door.
Korn, Limp Bizkit, slipknot (should die) = Sucky, embarassment to metal

Judas Priest, Iron Maiden, Black Sabbath = Right On they rule, and and so much more talented then any stupid Nü metal suckyass band

Slayer = Nazi Assholes

Overall Heavy Metal will always win, and Nü metal… SUCKS
by NBeast March 12, 2007
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