Heaven Christianity
by porrtra April 27, 2009
Person 1: When I die I'm pretty sure I'm going to heaven.
Person 2: I heard that's just Australia with Obama running it. And free beer.
Person 1: SWEET.
Person 2: I heard that's just Australia with Obama running it. And free beer.
Person 1: SWEET.
by Kate.Detweiler January 25, 2009
Heaven is the sweetest person you will ever meet. she has a huge personality the size of an elephant! She is funny and gorgeous. He has a heart of a 5 year old and loves to have fun and bingewatch silly movies. She will give her kidney to anyone in need and is super energetic and likes to spam people quality information about her favorite barbie movies. she is pardise. she has the world in her hands.
by ifuckedyourmom6969 November 3, 2017
Heaven, an amazing, fun, beautiful, and loving girl. She try’s her heardest to make you happy and to be there for you. She had her down days but she always knows how to cheer you up. She would never mean to hurt a bird or anything. Heaven is so meaningful.
Girl1 : Have you met heaven?
Boy1 : No tell me about her.
Boy 2 : Shes a friend you would want.
Girl 2 : No words can describe her
Boy1 : No tell me about her.
Boy 2 : Shes a friend you would want.
Girl 2 : No words can describe her
by Spacedout111 February 5, 2018
A name given to the current boy of your dreams. This boy is unreachable and usually has a girlfriend but still flirts with you. This could be a noun (code name for the boy) or how to describe your time with him.
First girl: If I were to put my Heavens in order, using their first initial, it would look like this (DJCAMPSNAPR)
Second girl: Mine is (JANS)
Second girl: Mine is (JANS)
by Jizz Friend July 6, 2010
A place that really does exist. A place where the souls of the dead Christians who have followed the teachings of the Bible and the Ten Commandments, in addition to asking the Lord's forgiveness for their sins will go. REMEMBER: It is natural for human beings to sin; even the greatest Christians will sin throughout their lives. Being exactly like Jesus is nearly impossible, and God understands this.
Anyways, Heaven is a wondrous place; a paradise where the clean, forgiven-of-their-sins Christians will go for eternity, and that means for all time, and forever and ever following the end of time. Heaven is most likely gradually created and edited to the inheriting person's design of how they want to see it. This everlasting place that has NO suffering, NO pain, NO shedding of tears is vast and unending, therefore giving each individual who inherits the Kingdom of God the ability to have his/her place in Heaven and to see it the way that he/she wants to.
Anyways, Heaven is a wondrous place; a paradise where the clean, forgiven-of-their-sins Christians will go for eternity, and that means for all time, and forever and ever following the end of time. Heaven is most likely gradually created and edited to the inheriting person's design of how they want to see it. This everlasting place that has NO suffering, NO pain, NO shedding of tears is vast and unending, therefore giving each individual who inherits the Kingdom of God the ability to have his/her place in Heaven and to see it the way that he/she wants to.
All God-fearing Christians who end their extreme hatred of others, follow the instructions of the Bible and the Ten Commandments, and repent of their sins before death are allowed to pass through the gates to Heaven, just after a trial standing before God himself.
by A Midwestern Christian June 30, 2005
by Plasmodium Vivax August 10, 2006