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Laurel & Hearty 

Refers to a pair of girls, where one of them is thin (yet of marginal looks), while the other is a fat girl. The thinner, uglier girl pairs up with the fatter girl in order to make herself look better (that is, in the eyes of potential suitors). A reference to the classic comic duo of Laurel & Hardy, where there is a thin person (Laurel), while the other (Hardy) is bigger (in this case, owing to the heavier girth, it is corrupted to Hearty- like a hearty appetite).
(Roger and Dave, looking at two girls on the street, resembling the aforementioned above)

Roger: Hey, Dave. Look at those two girls. The skinny girl is kind of ugly. What is she doing hanging around with the fat girl?

Dave: Don't you know? It's a classic case of a Laurel & Hearty. Can't you see that the thin ugly girl is using the fat girl to make herself look better?
Related Words

Mr. Hearn 

Really, really cool person, who has a cool british accent and is very good in biology and science. He is also very smart and handsome and a very nice to everyone.
Person 1: That guy over there is so intelligent and cool, that must be a Mr. Hearn
Mr. Hearn by Very Really Good April 3, 2022
Also spelt as "hern" or "hurn".
Gloucestershire slang. Originating from teenagers who hang out at Gloucester Cathedral,

hern" is another word for "cigarette" (preferably a "roll-up").
"begs you a hearn dan"

~or~

"Can I have a cigarette, please?"
Hearn by ZaccyHB September 8, 2013

Swedish Hearne 

A Scandinavian variant on the commonly used term "Hearne". It is regarded by many as the first variation of the term, originating circa. 1999. Can be used in many of the same ways as "Hearne" and is mainly used to display the speakers mastery of the "Hearne" dialect.

(Note: "Swedish Hearne" is rarely used in its complete form and is most commonly shortened to "Swearne". Other variants include, but are not limited to: "Swedo", "Swearnso", "Swearnsy" and the extended version: "SSSSWWWWWWWEEEEEAAAAARNE")
Speaker #1: "Hearne?"
Speaker #2: "No, Swedish Hearne"

Speaker #1: "Jesus, did you see that fella from Sweden leading those kids around?"
Speaker #2: "Oh, you mean the Swearne?"

Heartyhale 

Heart"y*hale` (-hāl`)

An old-fashioned term meaning "good for the heart".
Expressing your feelings can be heartyhale.
Heartyhale by SachaAshCash March 9, 2021

Heartyhale 

Heart"y*hale` (-hāl`)

An old-fashioned term meaning "good for the heart".
Expressing your feelings can be heartyhale.
Heartyhale by SachaAshCash March 9, 2021