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A person who barges in to a conversation and insists that they learned of a major headline before you did.
Jeremy: "Hey did you hear that Ted Kennedy died?"
Liz: "Yes I did. That's very sad."
Rosie: "Yeah, he died last night, that's old news."
Liz: "You are such a headline douche!"
by Mr. Awesome Taint August 26, 2009
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