Head Musher 

The most irritating guest at your wedding.The sort that would gasp at the sight of a pretty ribbon, sniff right through the ceremony, get you a lousy present and invariably eat the most food.

Bob: I sweat to God, I'm never inviting Aunt Muriel to another one of my weddings.

Bill: Yep, She's one Head Musher

Head Musher by hookedonhooks May 30, 2011

mushroom head penis 

A penis with a very large head

" His dick is the mushroom head penis type, with the girth of the head much larger than the shaft, as many women like."

mushroom head penis by Willhelmina Plowes January 26, 2010

pronounced mushroom head (PMH) 

A pronounced mushroom head (PMH) is identified by a glans (or penis head) that is characterized by a distinct mushroom shape with a circumference that is significantly larger than the penis shaft. PMH is thought to bring greater pleasure during intercourse to females because of the friction created by the mushroom-shaped head (in contrast to the pencil dick) on the clitoris.

What did his penis look like? It was beautiful, he had a very pronounced mushroom head (PMH).

pronounced mushroom head (PMH) by eeyore777 December 7, 2010

mushroom head 

another word for penis or bell endlike a mushroom

1)look at my mushroom head its huge!
2)search google images mushroom head for more details

mushroom head by alex October 22, 2004

Mushroom Head 

The head of the penis. Usually purple

"I have I massive Mushroom head at the tip of my cock"

Mushroom Head by StarSoupMan June 28, 2023

Mushroom head 

A mushroom head is the head of your penis. It is the cap like part of a penis and usually is the thickest part of a penis. Mushroom heads are similar in looks to a mushroom so that's why we call the head a mushroom head.

Lorenzo: I heard you got a blowjob from Chris
Samer: No he was just biting my mushroom head

Mushroom head by SEXYCHIPMUNK June 2, 2016

mushroom-head tattoo 

the act of pulling out your cock and smacking someone in the face with it, leaving the imprint of your mushroom head

when kayla got out of line and started crying, steve gave her a mushroom-head tattoo

mushroom-head tattoo by tony May 2, 2004