Fat mong that stinks of cheese and his teeth look like wotsits goes round thinking he’s mad and pesters all the younger year following them usually a squeaky puff
You stink of Haydn Dever
by Horny nigga April 30, 2019
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Likes his Riven sherpa carries ;) drinks down his Bepis like a chug jug. Big boi!
Hey Haydn Smith! Want some 1k voices?
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Haydn lewis is slag for fruit cake, commonly used in Hampshire
An example is, get out of bed it’s 4 o’clock stop being a Haydn Lewis

an other example is hey Jerry do you wanna walk to the shop to get £5 munch, Jerry nah it’s raining out side, Jerry your such a gaydn lewis
by Hampshireeebw123 June 18, 2019
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Haydn is somebody you want to be best friends with. He'll never leave you and he's very trustworthy. If you see a Haydn, say hi to him, he'll appreciate it.
Person 1 - Did you see Haydn over there?
Person 2 - Yeah, he's pretty cool.
Person 1 - Let's go say hi!
by notabaka_ September 26, 2021
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The Haydn. Can’t spell his own name, his best friends are his rocks. He sings them songs before bed. His hinge profile is legend in the dating world. The best thing about the Haydn is his housemates and her scottish friends. He was nurly cooked by the irish during the famine.
Rocks: “when is Haydn coming home?”

Haydn: “I’ve been here the whole time” (clears throat)
Rocks: (stay silent in excitement)
Haydn: “I will, I will, rock youuuu”🎶
(whacks head against ceiling in time to the queen song)

Rocks: (stay silent in jottiness)
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The Man Who Can’t Stop Taking L’s
That’s Just Haydn Taking Another L
by The L Giver February 3, 2022
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