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the most amazing guy you will ever meet, the sort you only realize how much he means to you when he;s not there. A guy that makes you feel "ohh" so happy, and is quite funny too. He's always looks impeccable.

The guy every girl wants.

The guy every other guy wants to be.
Haydn's across the globe.

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by australiandreamer December 13, 2010
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Haydn is the boy of any girls dreams, constantly fought over by women he is a ladys man. He has strong beliefs and is a complex individual and will only reveal his true colours to those he feels completly comftable around and trusts. He's the one ever guy wants to be. A constant smile will apear on your face when your around a haydn. He's a popular individual who is able to talk to anybody with ease. He's hilarous and never fails to make anyone laugh he makes even the worst days bright. You can't help but fall for haydn.
Girl 1: I shagged justin bieber last night

Girl 2: I spent the night with haydn

Girl 1: I'm so jealous
by stinky ;) its lesbian ;) August 05, 2012
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by ampoo March 12, 2003
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He just had the most satisfying Haydn possible!
by Dan L November 09, 2004
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Haydn is the nickname given to a failing ninja. However they still think they are as good as Chuck Norris, but they need to practice their roundhouse kicks. They often criticise other great ninja's and should learn to take a leaf out of Jackie Chan's book.
"I am the best ninja. You're a ninja n00b."
"Dude. Stop being such a Haydn."
by Sporky101 April 16, 2009
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Has the smallest penis ever and is the gayest Dyke ever
Girl1: hay what's up
Girl2: with Haydn
Girl1: eww don't talk to me anymore
by A snake April 21, 2017
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