Hayden Fit 

Hayden Fit is a person who is super fit. He spends 23 hours in the gym every minute and chugs a 5 gallons of pineapple juice to establish dominance. One who is Hayden Fit seems like a really fit guy.

"Oh look, it's Hayden Fit! Teach me how to get abs!"

Hayden Fit by 2n1lah November 23, 2021

Hayden Fit 

Hayden fit is a person who is super fit. He spends 23 hours in the gym daily and chugs a 5 gallon protein shake to establish dominance. Note to self, Hayden Fit seems hella fit.

“Oh look, it’s Hayden Fit! Teach me how to get abs!”

Hayden Fit by 2n1lah November 23, 2021

Triggersy Haydenitis 

A disease that can be triggered by inserting long objects into the rectum without any knowledge of it or consent. This disease makes anyone a disgruntled, angry third Reich supporter, and can make the victim say uncontrollable things in frustration and despair.

Symptoms include: Repeated rectal insertion of objects larger than 4 inches of girth. Urges to gas the filthy Jew dogs.

Sentences: - "I've contracted a dick in my ass"

edit* - "I've contracted Triggersy Haydenitis"

Triggersy Haydenitis by The Third Reich June 12, 2017