The Haxinomicon. An ancient leet pdf file, bound in n00bzor flesh and inked in n00bzor blood. It contained pro haxing rites, leet PROphesies...and instructions for the Haxsurrection. It was never meant for the world of the newbs.
Wah, that leet maneuver you just pulled was so hax it must have come straight out of the haxinomicon.