If you want to live in fantasy land with your faggot-ass tea-drinking buddies, go to Perry Hall or something, and get the FUCK out of our town if you don't like it.
And our town is NOT dirt poor as it used to be, so once again, FUCK off the poverty issue.
May the real of Maryland be reserved for Baltimore City,Havre de Grace,Aberdeen,Annapolis,Edgewood,and Salisbury;
Anybody anywhere else is a wankster ass fucking BITCH.
You all DISGRACE us. FUCK yus. Oh yeah, and that's OUR phrase too, mother fucker.
On the darker side, however, Havre is probably the only small town where you can get mugged just as easily in the good old upper-class communities as in central downtown. Be warned if you're an idiot and plan to move there. As recent as the July 4 carnival of 2006, there was a riot that disturbed the event, and gang activity is present to some amount, so you get the picture.
-"Uhmm...shit how bout Havre de Grace?"
"Aight, then we can go down route 40 to aberdeen afterwards."
Guy: "Now the average income in the suburbs of havre de grace...WHAT? $66,000? WTF MAN, WTF! Well let's see the races...86% white,11% black,2%hispanic,1%asian...WTF MAN."
Guys snobby wife: "Ohh, that second one sounds nice!"
Guy again: "FUCK YOU BITCH.IM MOVING DOWNTOWN."
2.A town filled with Antique shops run by antique people that hate those devilish industries that would bring that uh..what's it...ah, profit, to the town.
3. Seriously, get me the hell out of here.
Veter;ahem,Established Resident-Yea. So you want to go carve some wood into the likeness of a duck?
2. Blarg! Tatoo shop!? Restaurant!? What we need is another "Country and Collectibles" store with some fake-cute-actually-retarded name.
3. Dear god, help me.
alongside edgewood and aberdeen of course
havre de grace has a lot of gang issues.
90% of all crime there is "gang"-related.
it's not to look cool,it's just what a lot of the younger people there are into,and they take it pretty seriously.
open your eyes.
havre de grace is a stupid dump full of undereducated morons, nearly segregated black and white trash, and useless thugs off of the chesapeak bay.
it is chock-full of psychotic fucking knife-loving morons, white trash, niggers, and people that murder people at carnivals in front of little children over 10 dollars.
the common hdg animal also has a strange obsession with throwing humans threw windows; go look at how many windows the fucking middle school orders every year
Guy 2: yeah wtf he was a fucking moron
Guy 1: hes from havre de grace
Guy 2: oh! that explains a lot
What a bunch of fucking retards