by Intoxicated mayhem May 1, 2017
Haverford High is very athletically and academically gifted. Under jurisdiction from Pistol Pete, our lord and savior, the school prospers from the shitty music delivered on the beautiful PA's on Friday's. With multiple scandals like the infamous Woofydoc65 incident, the students are always wondering what will happen next. So if you're going to Haverford good luck. As bad as it sounds, the teachers are great, and the support from fellow classmates is always encouraging. Have fun being a Ford for the next 4 years of your sad depressing horny lives.
by _butt_ April 26, 2022