The Hatmaker effect is what happens when a guy falls hard for a girl that is gorgeous, funny, sweet and just all around amazperfectness. Once the Hatmaker effect has taken ahold of you i would advise to just let it happen. Side effects include deep emotions for a girl, wanting to do something special for them as much as possible, loss of appetite, constant dreams of her, and perhaps on rare occasions the sharing of a furry friend between you and a girl. The Hatmaker Effect has no cure and will stay with you until the end of time.
Christopher: Bro i cant eat and i have been having these weird dreams about a girl. Whats wrong with me?
Luke: It sounds like the Hatmaker effect to me bro.