Hunsberger Moist Towlette 

You pick up a Irish night Walker from the Gloucester City NJ area and you and 6 friends get a strong Meth rage going and take it out on the night walkers rectum for hours until she unleashes her innards to a full prolapse and said prolapse is the Hunsberger Moist Towlette

On warm summers evening in 1997 poo and the gang gave Sharon a Hunsberger Moist Towlette she had to wear a diaper for months

Hunsberger Moist Towlette by Boba fette February 2, 2019

El Heffe Hamberger

A manufacturing engineer of German, or Hebrew desent.
Always procrastinating and delegating work to other peeps.Unusually lazy and careless.
Very commonly has an inferiority complex.
Becomes very angry and aggitated when questioned about work related problems.

Dave :Yo,I played with my nutz in the shit house for two hours while we were running a new Xerox proto.
Marcus: Dude don't be a fuckin El Heffe!

El Heffe Hamberger by Anonymous October 15, 2003

Hashpergers 

A mild and temparary form of Autism acquired by the consumption of hash in high doses.

Crummy is socially awkward, clumsy, and just slow today, he must have Hashpergers.

Hashpergers by SeeLynn May 12, 2014

harshberger 

fuckin bad ass

harshberger is a fuckin bad ass

harshberger by dick-banger April 8, 2011

Massbergers 

The affliction of an individual who is too East-coast to effectively relate to anybody.

"Hey Kid, you invite Billy to the party"
"Nah Kid he never shuts up about Dunkies. He has total Massbergers"

Massbergers by DunkiesRunKid July 23, 2017

hamberger uppercut

When a women's vagina looks like someone gave six pounds of raw hamberger an uppercut.

She may look hot but she totally has a hamberger uppercut.

hamberger uppercut by Professor Poops May 16, 2006

assberger

an ass-loving pervert who is a menace to society and gets away with it because of his/her disease.

Asston is an assberger.

assberger by A_Sure_Scientist June 1, 2010