Charles: Hello there, Samuel.
Samuel: So, Charles. May I inquire as to how your evening with Emily went?
Charles: You may, good sir.
Samuel: Very good. How did your evening with Emily go?
Charles: Well, Samuel, I had a bit of fun with her in that regard.
Samuel: How do you mean, sir?
Charles: Well, Samuel, I pulled the old Harvard Hotdog.
Samuel: Very nice old chap!
Charles: Indeed, Samuel! It was the best of times for me. Unfortunately, I cannot say the same about dear Emily.
Samuel: What can one expect? I would be in shock, too, Charles!
Charles: Indeed! Fuck that cunt, Samuel!
what? why not? i thought you had it all set up?
i pulled the old harvard hotdog.