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Hartney Helmet
A grotesquely enlarged
head
of the
male genitalia
; Resembling a
lumpy potato
.
Charlie's
"Hartney Helmet" prevents him from participating in
sexual acts
with
all but
the largest farm animals.
by
Anonymous
April 4, 2003
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