You're Harry Freakin Potter, we don't prefer Gandalf, Merlin or Oz! You're a whole hotter, with that lightning scar you're a superstar to us all, if we're in trouble we know who to call
by TheSolveItSquadAHHHHHHHHHH January 30, 2023
When an Aussie kid has the mark/scar of a botched coat hanger abortion on their forehead. Normally after the "Ye olde" coat hanger scramble was ineffective at removing an unwanted pregnancy.
Bloke 1 "oi mate, you look like a bogan harry potter, ya mums scrambled eggs must fucking suck"
Bloke 2 "Mate, I don't know how I managed to crawl outta the afterlife bucket. My old man's a good bloke though!"
Bloke 2 "Mate, I don't know how I managed to crawl outta the afterlife bucket. My old man's a good bloke though!"
by eat mike hunt January 8, 2021
Dobby shifted closer to Hermione. She begged him to plunge his pulsing, 6 foot long dick into her cavernous meat sack. She craved the pleasure that would come with his tip brushing against her most sensitive areas. Why are you still reading?
"Ah yes, Steve reads Harry Potter Fanfiction. Steve likes men"
"Oh my, I just jacked off to a graphic short filming describing in depth the texture of Dobby's balls. Whoopsie"
"Oh my, I just jacked off to a graphic short filming describing in depth the texture of Dobby's balls. Whoopsie"
A crazy horny drug addict completely insane good looking devilishly handsome what's a dark Heart of Gold
by Kannasfour300 September 22, 2019
person 1: do you know how much i like harry potter??
person 2: no, how much?
i spend more time watching harry potter cast bts and funny interviews and youtube than i watch the actual movies
person: fuck. get some help.
person 2: no, how much?
i spend more time watching harry potter cast bts and funny interviews and youtube than i watch the actual movies
person: fuck. get some help.
by stopwastingyourtimeonthis July 26, 2021
bitch shut the hell up, you are not special ( actually you may be you slow cum slut) there is no such thing as “harry potter generation” just millennials thinking they are different by somehow reading a book.
by Swiftie198999 September 6, 2023