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Harmph means sex with the person you are doing it to *note can be used for jokes as well because it is funny to say when no one knwos what it is*
while makeing a pouty mean face and retardedly moveing any of your hands liek a gay cat clawing at things in the air while saying "harm"
by Nicole & Aaron April 05, 2005

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