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Hårig Heng Pung 

Old master in the mountains of China
Hårig Heng Pung was the master for "Master Hai Hoo Hojj" who is known as a Swedish Thai Fight Extreme Defence Instructor.

He is well known for inventing the "Elefantslaget".

He lived in the old mountains of China.

And remember! Always eat with sticks!
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Five Hargreeves 

Character from Gerard Way's "The Umbrella Academy". He's the fifth member who has the ability to time travel and teleport. In an attempt to time travel he got stuck in the future and when he returned to the present he was stuck in his body from when he was 13. His actual age being 58. He's married to a beautiful mannequin named Dolores. Also, he would kill for a decent cup of coffee. I recommend you watch the show, it's on Netflix.
Luther (aka number 1): But that's murder
Five Hargreeves: Jesus Luther, grow up
Five Hargreeves by d-o-o-t-e-r April 2, 2019

Ben Hargreeves 

A legend. An icon. A queen.
He blesses the world with his Bentacles and Klaus Hargreeves with his brain cell.
Someone: "I really miss Ben Hargreeves"
Klaus: "I really wish he would shut up"

Hargrave Free School 

Hargrave Free School, sometimes referred to as "Satan's Triangle" is a barbaric torture sanctuary that opened in 1999 consisting of brainless wonders for SLT, and incompetent suck ups for teachers. They use corporal punishment and emotional abuse in order to "succeed" as a school. I personally think this school did nothing for any of the teachers or students except leave them scarred for the rest of their childhood.
"Goodness, do you hear all that destruction and chaos? It's coming from over there!"
"Oh that building? That's Hargrave Free School. Gosh I'm never sending my kid to that catastrophic zoo."

Klaus Hargreeves 

we will protect our funky lil gay boi, jazzy trash that everyone loves

he needs love
pansexual icon
d r u g s. Just look at him.
person1:oof yes go smol funky boi
person 2: do you mean the queen Klaus Hargreeves?

klaus hargreeves 

person 1: who’s that thot?
person 2: idk but he’s hot
person 3: are you stupid?? that’s klaus hargreeves
klaus hargreeves by the ipbdps July 19, 2019