Hapster

Opposite of hipster. Dresses like a normal person and claims to have done stuff after it was cool and left the pop culture scene.

"Dude, I love Bowling For Soup."
"That band is 20 years old. Where have you been?"

"I'm a hapster man. Leave me alone."

by Thug 9 August 18, 2014

hapster

A type of hipster who lacks emo characteristics and is actually quite happy and goofy.

My hapster girlfriend wanted me to play dino-tag in the park with her in her ugly, $6 shoes, but instead we settled for a Disney movie.

by The Girl with Kaliedescope Eyes January 8, 2006