A hapless character from the Simpsons, an old man who is perpetually getting killed or injured in nasty, tragic ways.
Phish: "Who here has medical marijuana?"
Hans: "I do..."
Phris: *reads prescription notes* "Whoa...you're really sick!"
Hans: "The doctors never told me that...I had to hear it from Phish."
Hans: "I do..."
Phris: *reads prescription notes* "Whoa...you're really sick!"
Hans: "The doctors never told me that...I had to hear it from Phish."
by Peter Bradstock May 8, 2004
god of kickassedness
by SHOVINISTS May 10, 2005
A large mole situated above the penile region that turns the female status away from the genitals, therefore receiving no oral pleasure ever in there lifetime.
by Mason Ward December 11, 2007