Hannes is a kind, well mannered Swede who is into lots of video games. He often says things out of context and loves a good meme!
Look! There’s somebody playing Tetris Ona gameboy! He must be Hannes
by Literallyabaguette August 3, 2019
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Pronounced 'Hann-us'

1. Hannes (Verb) - To rapidly and efficiently consume large amounts of spirits over an extended period of time in keeping with Scandinavian tradition.

2. Hannes (Noun) - A man who can Hannes consistently for days at a time without suffering from fatigue or death, often has military and medical training to help with endurance. Such a man is impossible to kill with chemical or biochemical weapons of any kind.
Person A: "He arrived at my house and managed to Hannes for the whole weekend!"

Person B: "Impressive... so we're out of scotch?"
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A man with freaky looking nipples and looks like he's a gangster that belongs in the ghetto.
Yo check that Hannes's tattoos and that freaky nipples yo! He got me scared!
by USking January 1, 2013
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A tall skinny guy, usually has a large nose. Can often be seen with white stains on his jeans. He originates from Denmark or Skane, south Sweden. He usually has long curly hair and a red tint to his face. He’s a shy guy but once you get to know him he’s the loudest in the room. He’s a really good singer who also likes to play the piano, even tough he’s not very good at it. He’s also a big nerd.
He’s often seen with a very rich dad who is originally is a pig farmer, that got very rich. A Hannes is overall a nice guy who can be annoying on occasion.

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-Look at that guy he’s got white stain all over his pants.

-Yeah, that’s a total Hannes.
by Maggen Kartin November 26, 2020
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Hannes is handsome and loyal he is also often strong and is a real fighter but he is also very nice and friendly and loves a good party
Hannes is handsome and loyal he is also often strong and is a real fighter but he is also very nice and friendly and loves a good party
by Timmetie January 5, 2020
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A gamer and a quirked up white boy with a little bit of swagger. He is the sweetest person you could ever have the honour of knowing and is very caring, loving, and kind to the people around him. Hannes is also extremely handsome and cute, so make sure to tell him that when you see him.
0rbita: Hannes is so cool, I really like hanging out with him. I would pay 1 morbillion bucks just to see him.
Pistachio: True. He is really sweet and good looking too. I sure am grateful to have a best friend like Hannes.

0rbita: Oh no! Hannes is going goblin mode! XD
Pistachio: Wow. He fell off.
by pistaachio July 25, 2022
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