1. Hannes (Verb) - To rapidly and efficiently consume large amounts of spirits over an extended period of time in keeping with Scandinavian tradition.
2. Hannes (Noun) - A man who can Hannes consistently for days at a time without suffering from fatigue or death, often has military and medical training to help with endurance. Such a man is impossible to kill with chemical or biochemical weapons of any kind.
Person B: "Impressive... so we're out of scotch?"
1. Anal leakage.
2. A huge bowel movement stuck in your unus.
3. When laughing with diarrhea and you accidentally shit yourself.
4. Uncontrollably farting or having an urgency to have a shit when shocked, stressed or caught cheating.
Hannes a name for a male usually derived from Johannes. Usually a homosexual blue/green eyed sweaty bald guy.
The name of a guy with big hips and nipples like a women. The personification of player. A hannes is most likely always cheating, lying or hiding something.
A pathetic shit stain on the underwear of society. A psychopath, molester and sex addict that loves porn.
Guy2: I'm sorry, but my girlfriend just texted me that she knows you and me got it on last night.
Dude1: Last night I caught Hannes boinking his own cousin
Dude2: That is so sick dude!