If you are hank then you feel well beyond hungry. Have you ever felt like being hungry just doesn’t sound extreme enough, like there should be another state that separates fakers from those in serious need of emergency nutrition? If you were hungry an hour ago you better get a sandwich because you are now ... HANK.
subway employee "no cutting in line, sir"
you "no you dont understand its urgent"
subway employee "get to the back! we have hungry people here"
you "You dont understand, i'm HANK"
subway employee "go right ahead sir"
by ahizit March 14, 2006
Insted of thank-you you say hanks!
Hanks for the advice!
by Kokey July 18, 2005
The Best damm country musician in history
When I get home I,m gonnan get drunk and play some hank.
by p July 07, 2003
one who is very hairy
by Anonymous May 22, 2003
The act of strangling one's self to near asphyxiation whilst masturbating.
Dave: Joe, did you have a good night last night?
Joe Dev: No it was shit. I had a hank but my belt snapped and I banged my face on the cupboard door.
by redsubdave December 11, 2010
The first son in the family with an emporer complex. A Hank has a sense of entitlement, and an attitude that suggests that he is superior to everyone else in the world. He likes to throw his weight around and is a bully to those who are defenseless and weak. A real dirtbag
He thinks he is really something, he is such a Hank
by Marilyn53 February 06, 2010
A hangover wank. The continued form of male self abuse after awaking from an evening of alcoholic indulgence
"Wow, I just had the best hank in years and my head ache is completely gone"
by sparksneon January 06, 2007

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