A Tom Hank

A different way of telling someone (or a group of people) that you just masturbated.

Tim: What's up Jim!?
Jim: Ah nothing much Tim, just had a Tom Hank.
Tim: I had one yesterday, they are the best. We should have one together sometime.

*Jim leaves the room*

A Tom Hank by The Scavenger of Human Sorrow June 21, 2014

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a rag o' bone and a hank o' hair

An extremely emaciated individual.

Good lord, she's just a rag o' bone and a hank o' hair - a stiff wind would blow her away!

a rag o' bone and a hank o' hair by Rod Brock September 24, 2005

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Pullin a Hank

When you rail lines of cocaine and your nose sounds similar to a snorting french bulldog named Hank.

Holy fuck boys! Last night I was pullin a Hank! I was railing nose beers off a dirty hookers ass. I need another fucking nose beer! Come over here flat head!

Pullin a Hank by SBLD-enthusiast November 21, 2019

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hank on a glass

A small insect on the outside of a frosted beer glass

Hank on a glass was on my glass all night

hank on a glass by Sparky120 January 5, 2017

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Pulling a Hank

When you aggressively pounce on a female, refusing to take no for an answer for procreation. In a similar sense to how cats fornicate.

"Hey, what is that guy doing?"
"He's horny, he's pulling a hank"

Pulling a Hank by gameman101 June 13, 2022

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A Tom Hank

To pleasure oneself

He was caught having a Tom Hank

A Tom Hank by BubbaGumpShrimpy August 20, 2022

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Action Hank

The single most coolest, strongest and most powerful man to ever have existed on earth. He's considered to be more powerful than Chuck Norris and King Leonidas together. The term "Action Hank" is used when someone does something incredibly cool like jumping out of a window from an exploading building.

Person 1: "Man that guy was really cool when he dodged all those bullets, jumped off a bridge and landed on a truck loaded with pillows, somersaulted off it just as it exploaded and landed in the front seat of his own car."

Person 2: "Yeah that was totally Action Hank"

Action Hank by Zevas February 25, 2008

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