When you wake up in the morning and your face hurts so bad, probably because you ate 9 softshell crabs and washed them down with Chivas Regal. Then proceeded to take on a "CatchPhrase" tournament followed by "Mad Gab" them if winning wasn't enough you decided to dominate a game of Eucher.
After a night like that you will need to wear a pair of sunglasses to deal with the reality that it is so bright outside that it feals like your face is melting off.
Guy: Hey Steve Whats with the sunglasses?

Steve : They are my HANGOVER GLASSES!!

Last night was so awsome I cant even remember it.
The light is so bright I have to protect my eyes from burning out of my skull!!!!!

Guy : ? But your watching T.V.....

Steve: Hey, Im just keeping it Regal...
by The Reverend Gov. June 6, 2010
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