The act of a male demonstrating his nonchalant aura/well-being by accidentally displaying one of his testicles from his loose hanging briefs. Usually occurs in the morning after a night-out or a sleepover.
Male 1: Ew, dude put it away

Male 2: What?

Male 1: Your totally hanging crumpet

Male 2: Sorry bro, I'm just so relaxed
by Daddydon-11 April 25, 2011
Top Definition
When your junk is hanging out of your pants; when a man's genitalia is exposed
"I watched TV with Johnny for 20 minutes before I realized he was hanging crumpet. Disgusting."
by bakedlays5447 July 12, 2009
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