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Hanrahaning 

Hanrahaning, is when someone is inhaling a bong hit through a bong, but accidentally exhales their bong hit back into the bong making the bowl and water pop up out of the bongs stem making a mess in the immediate area.
Person 1: exhales into bong while in the middle of taking bong hit.

Person 2: Hey you just hanrahaned the bong or he is hanrahaning the bong.
Hanrahaning by Savytechnerd April 7, 2020
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Hanrahan goal 

In hockey, a Hanrahan goal is scored when one player distracts the goalie, allowing one of his teammates to score without any trouble. This is not just simply screening; the goalie must be fully engaged with the distractor. Very rare. Derived from the movie SlapShot.
Dunlop's comments about the Long Island goalie's wife caused said goalie to attack him, allowing Braden to score an easy goal. Classic Hanrahan goal.
Hanrahan goal by Reppin' Latvia April 7, 2011

handralau 

a handralau is a guy who is obsessed to go after girls
She:This cute boy is texting me every day, he is so cute!
Her grand-mother:Da-l dracu de handralau vezi-te de scoala ta!Lasa handralaii!

She:*receive a message*
Her bestfriend:What handralau is texing you fa?
handralau by vamos a londres April 7, 2021

handbanana 

A bright yellow, vaguely dog shaped rapist abomination of science and software piracy, handbanana is commonly known to prey on large, hairy, pale, pockmarked asses in compromising positions in many backyards across New Jersey.

If you happen to encounter a handbanana, and are asked if you're willing to "back that up"; ALWAYS SAY NO.
"Handbanana no! GET OFF MY ASS!"
handbanana by Ezekial? April 25, 2007

Handbananna 

A dog like creature native to northern New Jersey that appeared on Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Although it seems to act like a normal dog, it will pick a person at random to be their victim. The creature will psychically inform them of his intentions and repeatedly anally rape them. These can be created with a create with a make your own dog kit 1.0.
Is that you Handbananna ?
oh god
not my asshole. oh god.

----

I only know three words, 'sit' 'stay' and 'rape.'
Handbananna by john4368 March 5, 2009

hankahank 

A new term referring to the ever growing portion of the population that is best described as a cross between trailer trash, redneck and wigger.

The people of this new social class can often be seen driving to Walmart in their whip which is usually a beat up late 80's/early 90's model Ford that has a RIP Dale Earnhardt bumper sticker on it while wearing their hip hop/gangsta style clothing to go and steal the latest Carrie Underwood CD for their best friend's combo 14th birthday party/baby shower to help her take her mind of the restraining order she had to take out on the father of her unborn baby...or at least the guy she *thinks* is *probably* the father.

*note Eminem and Dale Earnhardt are their gods.
Typical conversation about hankahanks:

Claire: Did you hear about what happened at Walmart? A grown woman tried to throw her baby at a teenage girl who was sleeping with her boyfriend to try and stop her from getting the last Carrie Underwood CD but the baby's "Who's My Daddy?" bling chain hit her in the face before she could release it and blinded her in both eyes!!

Claire's friend: Wow....what a hankahank.

Typical conversation between hankahanks (*note the mixed slang cultures):

Hankahank #1: Yo, dawg. Is you goin' tah Britney's howse?
Hankahank #2: Nah, fuck dat! She done me wrong, yo. 'Sides, I gotsta mow da lawn for my stepdad or he's gonna whoop my ass.
Hankahank #1: True dat! Git er' done!
hankahank by LadySparx January 19, 2008

Hanrahan 

An incredibly rich, self centered person of the Pink race. Far too much money and Irish for thier own good.
The kinky sexy lord indulged himself in very expensive whores, what a Hanrahan!
Hanrahan by Zeppa September 3, 2005
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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