(adj) When you are so hammered that you are in Hamtown
Last night = Hamtown
ugly, nasty, fug, someone that is really tough to look at, unattractive in the worst way, gross, someone with an inside-out face, sick, yuckster magoo
"Daaaaaamn, did you see that girl? She was mad hamtown, son! She had three eyeballs, two teeth, and a nipple on her face!! HAMTOWN to the MAX!!!!"
Being hammered, wasted, drunk, gone.
Dude, I'm totally going to Ham Town tonight!
obviously so named because of the "ham" in it. FramingHAM.
No, it is not a large producer of ham.
Ham town is becoming more and more ghetto. Some people are beginning to call Beaver a mini-Boston.