A place on Eastern Long Island where alot of rich people live. The Hamptons inculde: East Hampton, Westhampton, Southampton and Hampton Bays. Usually every celebrity has a house in the Hamptons and visits there in the summer time.
by Cyber Ghost March 22, 2004
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a few towns grouped together on Long Island, in New York. Hamptonites call NYC-ers cidiots, NYC-ers call Hamptonites lidiots, any third party calls them both retards for being such unfriendly pricks to each other and everyone else.
alright, the Hamptons, so you've got Kelly Ripa. do the rest of us a favor and keep her there
by JBo July 12, 2005
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A place on LI where not too many rich people actually live all year around the only actually rich people that live there come out from the city and are idiots ( cidiots ). It's made up of Westhampton, Quogue, East Quouge ( It kinda skips over hamptons bays cuz hampton bays is mad ghetto ) Watermill Southampton Wainscott Bridgehampton and Easthampton.
Cidiot - This weekend me and my other polo-wearing friends are going to spend our weekend in my beach house in the hamptons.

Local- Damn these cidiots taking over the hamptons.
by Natasha(local) August 25, 2004
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A state of mind in which the person is unrealistic, verging on being delusional. Being out-of-it.
All of those people who bought those sub-prime mortgages must have been "in the Hamptons" when they did that. Or,

I was hiking in the Appalachians, hit my head on a rock, and was "in the Hamptons" for an hour or so.
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The Hamptons is made up of SOUTHAMPTON, SAG HARBOR, BRIDGEHAMPTON, WATERMILL, EASTHAMPTON, SPRINGS AND SAGAPONACK. That is ALL.

Year round it's mostly made up of middle class families just trying to get by. In the summer, cidiots (city idiots) or tourons (tourist morons) come out and cause extreme traffic and be generally stupid. In the winter, the Hamptons are pretty quiet (although Bridgehampton and Easthampton get very ghetto).
Cidiot: Oh my Gawd, i'm going to ride my new pony, Sir Edgar LeJonesy, in the Hamptons this weekend.

Local: There is absolutely NOTHING to do here...
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a few towns at the eastern end of long island. QUOGUE is not THE HAMPTONS nor even close.
east hampton south hampton hamptonbays westhampton bridgehampton are the hamptons.
alot of celebrities own houses here, but locals are just middle class people trying to get by, hardly.
omg your going to the hamptons?
p diddys having a parting in the hamptons??
by awesomelocal394 December 29, 2007
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A place on Eastern Long Island where alot of rich people live. The Hamptons inculde: East Hampton, Bridgehampton, Southampton, Water Mill, Amagansett, Sagaponack. Usually every celebrity has a house in the Hamptons and visits there in the summer time. The coolest place on the earth!!!
Like o my god' im in the hamptons! where are you?

Lets go out to the hamptons!! yay
by I Live There May 29, 2005
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