Dick Hammer

Guys(Dick) putting their foot(Hammer) down when it comes to girls.

girl: Who's underwear are these!? there not mine.

guy:*dick hammer* WTF!! did you jus say to me ho?!?

girl:*scared* nevermind

by Brandi Cobb February 19, 2009

Hammer Dick

Description of an incel, or generally intolerable person who bashes his cock against a keyboard like a hammer, usually a simp/shitposter on reddit. Unable to formulate educational thoughts due to lack of blood to the brain. So instead of using the penis as intended, they use it as a hammer.

"This guy is such a hammer dick, no wonder he's going to die a virgin."

by Toman Captain #2 August 30, 2021

To hammer-dick

Verb: The obnoxious and aggressive thrusting of the pelvis, specifically of the male pelvis; potentially thrusting into an orifice of another person, stump, or other.

To hammer-dick: The man in the apartment unit above mine incessantly hammer-dicks his significant other every Sunday morning at 8:37 am.

by pissedoffbitchesdownstairs March 28, 2018