girl: Who's underwear are these!? there not mine.
guy:*dick hammer* WTF!! did you jus say to me ho?!?
girl:*scared* nevermind
guy:*dick hammer* WTF!! did you jus say to me ho?!?
girl:*scared* nevermind
by Brandi Cobb February 19, 2009
An action, usually intimate, involving a man shitting on a woman’s hole and use his dick to hammer it in.
by The big slime March 17, 2025
Description of an incel, or generally intolerable person who bashes his cock against a keyboard like a hammer, usually a simp/shitposter on reddit. Unable to formulate educational thoughts due to lack of blood to the brain. So instead of using the penis as intended, they use it as a hammer.
by Toman Captain #2 August 30, 2021
Verb: The obnoxious and aggressive thrusting of the pelvis, specifically of the male pelvis; potentially thrusting into an orifice of another person, stump, or other.
To hammer-dick: The man in the apartment unit above mine incessantly hammer-dicks his significant other every Sunday morning at 8:37 am.
by pissedoffbitchesdownstairs March 28, 2018