A fat girl who's showing too much skin, most commonly found at Wal-Mart, trailer parks during the summer time, bars and all of New England. For instance- back tits, love saddles, top ass, muffin top.
! I got sweat all over my arm when that hamdancer brushed up against me.
My exe's sister is such a fucking hamdancer. I've never seen her in clothes that fit her unthinkable body.