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Alaskan Hamalo 

The Alaskan Hamalo is an ancient tecnique to torture humans back in the 1990's.

They would take a condom (made of deer hide back then), fill it with butter and bacon, then put it in the freezer and wait for it to freeze. Once frozen they take it out and insert into the tortured man's buddy who is being stoned by the public.

100% death rate.
That dude just got the fuckin Alaskan Hamalo.
Alaskan Hamalo by Hamalololololol August 28, 2009
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My hamflower is itchy. That dude is a total hamflower.
Hamflower by VoiceOfVerdad July 8, 2012
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