Ham Dinged 

a level of shit-faced in which one is sloppy like a pig and out of this world like a baseball during the glorious steroid era.

Kid: "Where'd you go last night?"
Sav: "I have no idea. I woke up sandy with a roll of 20s in my pocket and mad hickeys on my neck. Ham dinged."
Kid: "Oh man. That is rich."

Ham Dinged by Left Cup Lance November 17, 2010

Hamdingers 

A small, bite-sized frozen ham sandwich on a biscuit. Much like today's "white castle" hamburgers; a popular frozen snack food of the late 1960's and 1970's.

"Jimmy, Don't eat that! There is a box of Hamdingers in the freezer!"

Hamdingers by Dravenxstardust February 26, 2009